Date: 12/16/2009

Paint....

This is very important and is a high *HEALTH WARNING* ...u cant eat paint iapparently its poisonous and u know wots worse... Brown paint doesnt taste like chocolate!!! ithe horror of it! How dare them 2 entice u with its thick brown goodness, looking like a tin of melted galaxy... So i wrote a letter 2 trading standards in my red crayon (the red 1's for special occations) complaining about my situation and demanding they state on the tin in clear letters *WARNING THIS PAINT DOESNT CONTAIN TRACES OF CHOCOLATE* ........they didnt write back

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